((OOC: The mayhem starts at 12! That's in 2 hours, Mac Baby! A post will appear for arrivals at the airport, and we'll go from there. Everyone will be split into 3 teams, one thread for each team. We'll coordinate over AIM as needed! Fight like a weasel!))
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Hmm...barrels, huh? What is this, some kinda game?! This isn't funny, dude--ooofff! *tries to shake his fist at Hippo and tumbles backwards as he gets hit by a barrel*
Re: [Throne Room]
Re: [Throne Room]
Ha! You think a coupla lousy guards are gonna stop the Blue Crush, dude? *Macho dusts off his hands as the guards lie in a heap. Without Hippo throwing barrels at him, it's not too hard for him to get to the stairs and start climbing, two at a time.
Re: [Throne Room]
"Wait, who is the Blue Crush? Is that you? I've never heard you called that. It doesn't matter."
*The lets fly one of his trademarked Hippo Crush moves, minus the usual roaring! One way or another, it's going to be a short fight. Let's see how well Macho's been paying attention to Hippo's fights.*
Sic semper Hippo, dude!
Re: Sic semper Hippo, dude!
*He stands up.*
"Fool! That won't work on me now! I have been invigorated by forces you can't understand!" *He reaches into his pocket and takes a sip from a soda bottle. The soda bottle looks familiar. Apparently, the forces are very easy to understand, for Russian scientists at least. King Hippo scoffs and chucks a barrel toward Macho Man, after gingerly returning the bottle to his pocket.*