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Hippo Island Invasion [Closed]

((OOC: The mayhem starts at 12!  That's in 2 hours, Mac Baby! A post will appear for arrivals at the airport, and we'll go from there. Everyone will be split into 3 teams, one thread for each team. We'll coordinate over AIM as needed! Fight like a weasel!))


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*Super Macho Man bursts into the room triumphantly, striking a pose before the upgraded King Hippo* Oh yeah! You're goin' down for the count, dude! This'll teach you to mess with AMERICA! *in a flash, he throws off his island hopping gear, clad only in his speedo and boots.*

Hmm...barrels, huh? What is this, some kinda game?! This isn't funny, dude--ooofff! *tries to shake his fist at Hippo and tumbles backwards as he gets hit by a barrel*

Re: [Throne Room]

*The guards take this opportunity to throw some punches at Macho. Hippo is distracted, throwing barrels at Bald Bull. The guards aren't, yet.*

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*Macho drags himself to his feet, and is smacked around a little bit by the guards. But if there's one thing he's good at, it's punchin' dudes, and Macho takes them out with a couple of Super Spinning Punches. It's not quite as flashy without the press there to take photos of it, but it's good enough.

Ha! You think a coupla lousy guards are gonna stop the Blue Crush, dude? *Macho dusts off his hands as the guards lie in a heap. Without Hippo throwing barrels at him, it's not too hard for him to get to the stairs and start climbing, two at a time.

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*Atop the stairs waits a very angry King Hippo, ready for Macho Man. He looks more dangerous and sturdier than usual.*

"Wait, who is the Blue Crush? Is that you? I've never heard you called that. It doesn't matter."

*The lets fly one of his trademarked Hippo Crush moves, minus the usual roaring! One way or another, it's going to be a short fight. Let's see how well Macho's been paying attention to Hippo's fights.*

Sic semper Hippo, dude!

Hey, a star's allowed to give himself as many nicknames as he w...whoa! *Macho only barely sees it coming and ducks down sloppily, then rockets up with his fist outstretched* Take this, dude!

Re: Sic semper Hippo, dude!

*Hippo is totally taken by surprise by the punch! Apparently, his new sneer is being interpreted by the world's physics as "open mouth". He's knocked back and down, flat on his ass.*

*He stands up.*

"Fool! That won't work on me now! I have been invigorated by forces you can't understand!" *He reaches into his pocket and takes a sip from a soda bottle. The soda bottle looks familiar. Apparently, the forces are very easy to understand, for Russian scientists at least. King Hippo scoffs and chucks a barrel toward Macho Man, after gingerly returning the bottle to his pocket.*
World Circuit

August 2009

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