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Hippo Island Invasion [Closed]

((OOC: The mayhem starts at 12!  That's in 2 hours, Mac Baby! A post will appear for arrivals at the airport, and we'll go from there. Everyone will be split into 3 teams, one thread for each team. We'll coordinate over AIM as needed! Fight like a weasel!))


Re: [Team Noisy]

*thup thup thup thup thup*

It's a bird! It's a plane! Close, it's Super Macho Man's helicopter! He seems to pull it out for any occasion, and he jumps down off of the ladder and rushes the guards in a spinning typhoon of grade-A American fists!

Outta my way, Frenchie! These dudes are mine! YEAAAHHHRRGG! *lets out one of his Super Macho Screams as he spinning punches his way towards the House of Hippo. He manages to deflect a couple coconuts with his fist, and a few with his forehead, but manages not to waver. Too much.*

Re: [Team Noisy]

*Macho Man's assault on the front door is successful. The guards there go down, fast. There are sounds from within indicating more may show up. The entryway is open. It is clear that the second wave of Hippo Island's defense is on the way; expect to see more guards with nets and anger.*

*The internal entryway is quite large, featuring many exits along the side walls, and a large entry toward the inner sanctum on the far wall. Tapestries and statues adorn the alcoves and walls, mostly fit-looking islander kings. There are a couple of very large statues, apparently the more recent rulers.*

Re: [Team Noisy]

*Super Macho Man careens to a halt and pauses to catch his breath, getting dizzy* Whew...

*he shakes his head and pulls himself together. As he runs along the corridor towards Hippo's inner sanctum, he notices the decor.* Dude...these statues are sweet! I gotta get one of these when I head back to the States!

Hey...wait a second, this is nuts! *pauses in front of one of the later statues, only a couple of generations old* None of these guys look like Hippo 'til you get to this one! Weird, man...does that mean he's not really a king? Hell, he might not even be a hippo.

*hears a clattering sound from afar and heads back towards Hippo's chambers* Woop! Gotta run, dudes!

Re: [Team Noisy]

*Hippo Army's second wave tries to throw nets at Macho Man, and succeed only in netting one of their past rulers. There's a general level of panic in the House of Hippo, as the alarm as been raised. Not the intruder alarm, the fire alarm. About half of the guards are attempting to find the source of all the smoke, and the rest are running thorough searches for intruders. Macho Man is having an easier time of it for this strange reason, and can quickly dispatch the guards.*

*The path to the throne room is a long series of halls and galleries showcasing the rich history of Hippo Island. It looks as if recently someone has thrown tarps over all the statues and paintings, and has erected easels with battle plans. Guards rush to attack.*

Re: [Team Noisy]

Smells like somethin's cookin'...*coughs and ducks down, taking advantage of the smoke to barrel into the guards' legs* Ha! Take that! *grabs one of them, spins him around and throws him into the other guards, knocking them down--only to be rushed at by even more guards!*

Oof! *takes a coconut in the stomach and retaliates, hurling it back and punching another guard in the jaw* Ugh, these dudes can't be wearin' me down...I gotta keep my strength up for the big showdown!

*Macho Man can barely pay attention to the statues and tapestries, but he sure notices the easels with the battle plans! In a rare moment of true cleverness, he swiftly grabs the canvases and inverts them on the easels. Let's see how coordinated Hippo's forces are now!*

Re: [Team Noisy]

"Damnit! I can't read the battle plan for invading Giraffe Island! Now I have no idea what the hell we're supposed to do there! I can't work under these conditions!"

*One very long-term planning centric guard storms out in a huff.*
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August 2009

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