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Hippo Island Invasion [Closed]

((OOC: The mayhem starts at 12!  That's in 2 hours, Mac Baby! A post will appear for arrivals at the airport, and we'll go from there. Everyone will be split into 3 teams, one thread for each team. We'll coordinate over AIM as needed! Fight like a weasel!))


Re: [Team Noisy]

they attack with coconuts? Cowards! real men fight with fists!
(taps the wastepaper basket he's still wearing.) good thing I managned to "borrow" this from my doctor! I shall be invinceable!

Re: [Team Noisy]

*A single old man wearing a wastepaper basket, rushing at the guards from the front, is surprisingly effective. One of them actually get walloped by Gabby Jay. One runs inside to sound an alarm. The other two guards at the door just look kind of stunned.*

"Oh Man. That old guy just walloped Keanu. We're never gonna let him live this down." *They begin chuckling and half-heartedly reaching for a net.*

Re: [Team Noisy]

"Hey, Macho moron! hurry up and get these idiots subdued while I do some interregation!"

(grabs the guy he walloped, holding his cane over the guy's head threateningly.) "Alright, you! tell me where King Fatty-Fat-Fat is, or you will never feel comfortable sitting down again! Your arse will be as rouge as beetroot! Do I make myself clear?"

(the guy spits in Gabby's face.) "I will never tell you that! My loalty to the king knows no bounds!" he says.
(gabby bonks him with the cane) "don't mess around with me, young man! Tell me now, or feel the fury of france!"

(Gabby pauses for a second, then a evil smile comes over his face.) "Very well... then prepare yourself for the ULTIMATE TORTURE!!!"
(He reaches into his pocket, and takes out the most deadliest food known to man... THE DREADED BUTTERFINGER.)
"You want some of this? huh? YOU wanna eat this? Or are you going to talk, monsouir?"
(the native shreiks like a little girl.) "NO! not a butterfinger, anything but that! I'll tell you anything!"

Re: [Team Noisy]

(OOC: You're doing it wrong.)

*The good news is that Gabby Jay's charge is sufficient to distract the guards to cause an alarm loud enough to empty out the kitchens, leaving Team Sneaky a more or less clear path through the kitchens inside. The bad news is that everything beyond "Do I make myself clear?" is a hallucination brought on the being punched in the head repeatedly by the two remaining guards. The wastebasket is only making it worse. While giving Gabby a much needed case of the face-punchings, the concerned guards casually remark that King Hippo is currently in the throne room, and he will be very disappointed in all of them.*

*Although they have no actual medical kits, Gabby is close enough to the vans that he could theoretically be brought to safety and have his concussion treated.*
World Circuit

August 2009

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