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Hippo Island Invasion [Closed]

((OOC: The mayhem starts at 12!  That's in 2 hours, Mac Baby! A post will appear for arrivals at the airport, and we'll go from there. Everyone will be split into 3 teams, one thread for each team. We'll coordinate over AIM as needed! Fight like a weasel!))

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Oh, you asked for it now, man...

*Super Macho Man isn't messing around. This has been going on for long enough, and it's gotta end now. As Hippo puts the bottle back in a pocket of his shorts, Macho zones in on it! His vision zooms in...it goes all inverted-colors...there's the dubbed-over sound of a heartbeat...

This is it, dude...for Hippo Island...for the WVBA...

And for America!!

*And Super Macho Man rears back, strikes a pose, and launches a Super Spinning Punch right into Hippo's back pocket! It's a Super Spinning Punch to end all Super Spinning Punches! It even causes a shockwave that shatters the rest of the glass bottles on Hippo's person, sending the radioactive liquid shooting all over the place! Call in the Ref--this bout is OVER!*

Re: Oh, you asked for it now, man...

"You? You're not American! You're not even wearing a flag on your h-"

*CRUNCH*

*Macho's Super Spinning Punch connects! The shockwave destroys the bottle, and the radioactive soda is knocked out of his crown, where the other two bottles were hiding. Hippo stands there, stunned.*


"No! My soda bottle! The power, oh, the power... gone... grarg... but... my plans... gwargle.... gomp."

*He slumps down and sits on the ground, depressed looking, sheepishly scratching his head.*

"Harglar gomp brarrg."

(Translator's Note: Well, I certainly made a hash of this, didn't I?)

*The translator stands with a large group of Hippo Islanders who freed him from the dungeon during the fight. He walks to stand by his diminished monarch.*

"Harrglarb. Gomp Gomp."

(Translator's Note: I never want to see another one of those bottles again. All policies enacted on Hippo Island within the past month are rescinded and reversed. Apologies to one and all. I will make amends.)

*King Hippo stands, nods to his fellow boxers, and stalks off. He has a nation to rebuild and a people's trust to re-earn.*

Re: Oh, you asked for it now, man...

*The Ref appears from the main throne room entrance, still wearing his tourist getup.*

"TKO!"

*He stalks off. Apparently the airport was shut down for security when the commotion started. He hopes to get home soon.*
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August 2009

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